I know I haven't updated in a while, but I've been so busy with final exams! I've only really had time for sitting on my ass playing Gamecube, eating nachos, and falling asleep watching Judge Mathis. You know, studying ( Read more... )

Mr. Judd just told me that in a few months I get my own personal intern!!!

It's some kid from high school who wants a job or something. And they're making him (or her) MINE!!!
This is going to be soo sweet!

I am so freakin excited!
I get to be like the president!

This story is so awesome on so many levels:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3229056.stm

First SARS, and now teenagers being sold as dogmeat! Stop it, Asia! I'm laughing too hard!

God, I love Asia! Why the hell can't America be this creative?
Honstly though, how can you not love a place that uses Dong as a currency?

Well, since tomorrow marks the anniversary of that wonderfully festive time when you white devils slaughtered my people so you could have all our corn, I'm going to be driving back to my hometown of Holden, Mass. to reunite with my family ( Read more... )

Oh, last night my brother got corn rows...

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Today on the way home from school, I decided to make a quick stop at what used to be my favorite local convenience store in the entire universe, a little place known as 7-Eleven. You may have heard of it. The reason for this delicious little detour was that I was getting extremely thirsty, and in the 20 years that I have been on this earth, I have ( Read more... )

I was driving home from
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This week was pretty good. I even learned some sign language!

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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulmulletsquirrel goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Jennifer Lopez's ass._makeawish tricks you! You get a penny.ariness gives you 1 blue root beer-flavoured wafers.captainnight31 tricks you! You get a used tissue.nightlord gives you 9 teal vanilla-flavoured gummy fruits.psykk0e gives you 19 light orange vanilla- ( Read more... )