if i would have known it was going to cost me 350 bucks to go to the ER in new york on new years eve i would have rather stayed in and suffered

i got drunk.
and it didnt make me feel better.

i went with dave to duanesburg to his parents house for thanksgiving. i was super nervous because ive never met his parents before.  we get there, and surprise!! not just the parents, the ENTIRE family was there. just a little overwhelming. but it was okay, i had fun ( Read more... )

i dissected a brain today.

and i found a fake mustache under my desk.

good day.

on saturday we are going out to thai food and to the bar for joannas birthday.  i just decided that its going to be a joint birthday party for me also. my birthday is next saturday and i have the whole weekend off of work, but now i have nothing to do. and i cant afford to go out two weekends in a row. and i agreed to work next saturday night ( Read more... )

me again. while i was searching in google i happened to look at my recent searches. who the fuck googled "shut up or i'll knock you into next week" on my computer??

joanna and i got our security deposit back today from eagle pond. $923 is a lot nicer split between two people than it would have been split between three. thanks jenn. we'll just consider it an early birthday present.

so joanna and i are leaving tonight to go to the grocery store. we have to drive separately because shes on call and we didnt want to have to leave our full cart in the middle of the store.  i go down to my car, lift the drivers side handle, and a CAR ALARM goes off. i dont have a car alarm. i stand there for a second like what the fuck just ( Read more... )

i got denied for health insurance today

i vaccuumed up a sock today