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[mumbleyface]

I'm beginning to suspect that I'm powered by twitchy clockwork spiders.   They shuffle and stutter and don't work all that well for the most part, but I still find them charming.

Comments

[fantomatiquevie]

NO. IF YOU ARE FULL OF SPIDERS THEN YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH. I'LL HAVE NO SPIDERS LEAKING OUT OF YOU ONTO ME THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

[thisisfiller]

I'm going to have to concur. Perhaps you could wrap him in saran wrap before bed? Or shellac him?

[mumbleyface]

Bit I don't wanna be wrapped in saran wrap or shellaced. Can't we just be friends with the mechanical spiders?