OF WATER. I was lured to a crowded Irish bar in Soho by adjectivegirl last night who then didn't show up until two hours later (Backend crash at work blah blah blah). I stalled, I lurked, I had a veggie burger in a dark corner and finally worked up the courage to find, well, acknowledge her current beau who was there with a party of people I had never met. I ( Read more... )

singealiene found this and thought of me:

cherrysher, I know exactly what quip you have in mind. Don't even bother...Stop laughing.

It's all true.

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Let's just say ( these pictures )

We had a bit of an impromptu Trek-aret last night. Fun was had by almost all and singealiene caught it all on camera.

I feel there should be a disclaimer in front of this...

of sex.




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*beats chest repeatedly* Who just got them some road trip car? That would be me. Fear not chickadees, for thy purses...well not too much. You bitches are throwing in for gas. Also, hangings for anything foodish being left and/or spilled in the car. Ok, that's it, no other conditions. Pretty sweet, huh?

She's clearly not comfortable here yet so I was on my way to Central Park to find a grassy place to chill, so she could actually be relaxed somewhere outside of the apartment. A man on 96th and Madison bent down to pet her and she panicked, jerked backwards out of her collar and started running in the opposite direction. I chased her, screaming ( Read more... )

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I'm in the airport right now about to get on my plane...Thanks to those of you who provided my cabfare and departure tax...You would have been amused to see the guy that was processing my transfer, who did not speak a word of English, read my message in all seriousness, although he did have trouble pronouncing ass kicking. The guy at the ticket ( Read more... )