amanda and i are grammar nazis ( Read more... )

You know what must be the best situation in the whole world? Just imagine this, if you will. Hot shower. Peaceful. Soapy. Then, a guy and a girl gettin' it on in the next shower stall. Amanda, I am so jealous.



( Read more... )

so i guess things aren't going so well.
yeah.
but bad leads to good leads to bad leads to good, right?
yeah.
i always need a refresher course on my priorities anyway.
yeah.
i should go back to my hipsters presentation.
yeah.

wow. i am really tired right now. why am i posting an entry about how tired i am? i must be reeaally tired. i shouldn't have procrastinated and/or spent 3 hours out at dinner. mensa mango smoothies do nothing for my brain cells. conversation makes my head spin. off to bed with me. this week has been eXXXciting thus far and the rest of this week ( Read more... )

honest to goodness, this has got to be one of the funniest things i've read in a while.
second funniest: thiss.

i am lol-ing a lot today.
off to the study room i gooooo.

wow, that cat seriously cracks me up more than it ever should.

i will admit two more things:

19. i get bored with people easily.
20. i really just don't care anymore.

ha, look at that cat! outraaaageous!!

i want the room to be completely clean and empty right now.
i can live without material possessions for the remaining 24 days.
yup.

this entry contains eighteen things no one needs to know about me ( Read more... )

look at my freaking subject.

look at my freaking mood.