Anyone got cat condoms?

[munky_freq]

My cat's horny, she wants sex, although she doesn't know exactly what it is. She rubs against our legs purring and meowing as if to say, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!!!" That would be wrong. Beastiality is wrong. Humans screw humans, and cats do cats. It's just the way it works. There's only 2 males in this house and i doubt that either of us will pleasure

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[surfeiting]

hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha. omgggg. you seriously, make me laugh so hard (especially when i need it!)

PLEASE BE IN SOME OF MY CLASSES NEXT YEAR!

[munky_freq]

I will, but only if you're in my classes.

[_suckerface]

haha. i like cats.

[munky_freq]

so do i

[munky_freq]

Opps! I spelled 'simple' wrong.

Bad Language!

[faerieloo]

My precious Mattkins, You really should watch your language. Stay innocent and sweet. I hope your precious kittens are doing well

Heart,

Loo