1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
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LOL. I saw him once, when I worked at the Bank. He is very short and old!! His wrinkles can cover the earth. Apparently his wife has twins (i don't know if they are his) but he was very nice and...short.
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I saw him once, when I worked at the Bank. He is very short and old!! His wrinkles can cover the earth. Apparently his wife has twins (i don't know if they are his) but he was very nice and...short.
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