No. He was babbling on like an idiot, then he accidentally spit on my lip, just a little blob of spittle, and I couldn't wipe it off for ages (ok, maybe a minute, but that's a long time to have dentist spit on your lip) because he was in my goddamn way with all of his fiddly tools.
He's one of those dentists whose "bedside manner" is excessively cheesy, to the point where I don't see how ANYBODY could find it comforting... like, the first time I went he was like "ok, let's see, are there any little wormies in there? Any squiggly little wormies? I'm going to get those little wormies, so they'd better watch out! Watch out wormies, I'm going to get you!! Let's take a look for those wormies
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I stopped going to my dentist at the age of 14....two sets of braces and all sorts of work later and nothing worked. everytime I went he would talk about how disgusting and gross my teeth where...nothing like a confidence boost over your biggest insecurity...I stopped going and haven't been back since. but I really should get a cleaning...
Oh, and don't take the "he's retiring" remark to mean he's old, in which case the babbling might be understandable. He's not old, at all. Maybe in his 50's.
Very few things could more sickening than the spit of this particular dentist. Very few things could be more sickening than this dentist in general, actually.
hahah...ew!! i miss you tons. Go see the hawksley concert on the 11th! or check out broken social scene april 1st! I'm going to both and it would be fun to see you ;)
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He's one of those dentists whose "bedside manner" is excessively cheesy, to the point where I don't see how ANYBODY could find it comforting... like, the first time I went he was like "ok, let's see, are there any little wormies in there? Any squiggly little wormies? I'm going to get those little wormies, so they'd better watch out! Watch out wormies, I'm going to get you!! Let's take a look for those wormies ( ... )
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i miss you tons.
Go see the hawksley concert on the 11th! or check out broken social scene april 1st! I'm going to both and it would be fun to see you ;)
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