Assume the position...

Nov 11, 2008 23:03

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

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ink_books_punk November 12 2008, 04:10:14 UTC
You got tired of people being dicks over and over and over again .... finally, once again, you're stopped at a red light and the guy behind you honks the moment the other light turns yellow, as if to say that you should have already gone through the light that has just turned green. Instead of speeding off, you get out of your car, walk back to the offending person's car, rip off the door, pull them out, and beat them to death with their steering wheel.

Which, actually, no one seemed to mind. However, the passing police officers noticed the scene, and after interviewing witnesses, pulled you in for having out of state plates more than 10 days after having established residency in NJ.

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muppet_masters November 12 2008, 04:12:20 UTC
I meant something new ; )

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