Creepiest craigslist ad ever.

[murakumi]

Trolling through craigslist today to get a reasonable idea of what rent to charge for an apartment, I came across the following:

$299 / 1br - Live-in helper for busy Executive. Prefer College Girls only. (va)Here is the offer

Comments

[ramajama]

you found my ad!

[hattrickflyer]

Dammit, I didn't want you to know I moved to Falls Church!

(I think there's a lot of potentially humorous responses along this line)

Hell, if I was writing this ad I would've come out and said "Yes, I want you for eye candy. No, I don't have time to sleep with you even if I wanted to. And yes, the perks are worth my occasional leers."