ATTN: GREETINGS! BREADBOT INTRODUCTION

[murasaki_kuraia]

I AM BREADBOT! YOU BUY BREADBOT BREAD AND BREADBOT SMILES! IF YOU LUCKY BREADBOT MAKE YOU LAUGH WITH STUPID JOKE. IF YOU STEAL, BREADBOT BREAK ARM OF YOU. NOT SO LUCKY!

BREADBOT CREATED WHEN CLAIRE LEFT BRAIN IN CAR AT WORK TODAY. BOSS TOOK ORGANIC BODY OF CLAIRE AND PUT IN COMPUTER CHIP OF A BAKERS DELIGHT REGISTER IN CAVITY WHERE ORGANIC BRAIN

Comments

[meedja]

Does breadbot play with the slicing machine? That was my favourite thing of a year as a bread slave. I still can't look a cream cake in the face.

[murasaki_kuraia]

BREADBOT WIELDS THE BREADSLICER WITH DEADLY ACCURACY. BREADBOT <3 BREADSLICER WITH AN UNDYING PASSION UNBECOMMING OF ONE OF THE MECHANICAL BEINGS.

[hemlock_martini]

Eh. You're not superior.

[murasaki_kuraia]

I AM BREADBOT. BREADBOT SELLS BREAD. NO OTHER FUNCTION.

[redtheblue]

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.