It's Temari's birthday!

[murasaki_sabaku]

[You may form a line to give her a present. <3

To celebrate, she's going to start a nice campfire, right where the Shit Cabin is. Temari even has bottles of hair spray- yep, the ones that say "Warning, do not expose to a naked flame" on them- to speed up the fire starting process.

But firstly, she lights up the kindling, which consists of one of

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[cagedbydestiny]

[ Neji approaches Temari holding a cupcake in his hand... deja vu, anyone? ]

Throw the cupcake into the cabin. Don't ask why, just do it. And quickly.

[murasaki_sabaku]

[Torn between refusing to do what he says, just because he's the one saying it, and dealing with a potentially dangerous cupcake, Temari hesitates. Logically, it'd probably be safer for everyone if she just threw it away. But her pride's always gotten in the way of these things, so she doesn't. After all, it can't be that bad if Neji's holding it, right?]

... No? Why?

[cagedbydestiny]

...It has explosives in it timed to go off in about five more seconds. So if I were you, I would throw it in the cabin. Or do you not want to see your present?

[murasaki_sabaku]

[Pauses, still suspicious, but kind of curious too.] Fine. [Throws it into the fire.]

[shikaclouds]

[Much like everyone else, he comes curiously at the sound of a rukus around the camp site. Huh. How was he not suprised.]

The hills are alive with the sound of pointless destruction i see... [He says seemingly to no one, but he knows they all heard him.]

[murasaki_sabaku]

It's not pointless! Those are celebratory explosions! [Of course.]

[shikaclouds]

Celebrating what? The coming of Satan?

[murasaki_sabaku]

That happened decades ago when my father was born. It's my birthday- use your brain to remember something important for once!