history class <3

[murasaki_sabaku]

[Temari is standing in the front of the classroom with an evil smirk. In her hand is the class roll so she can make sure NO ONE SKIPS HER AWESOME CLASS. There are different coloured corsets in a pile in front of her, and the desks in the first few rows have been replaced with weaving looms.

As the male students come in, she hands them a corset and

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[chordaetendonae]

[ Yeahhhhhh gonna run away now |8 ]

[murasaki_sabaku]

[Raises an eyebrow and smiles sweetly.]

Do you really want to be tied up?

[chordaetendonae]

[ Holy shit, kinky nazi woman D8 ]

[ disappears down the hallway T___T ]

[murasaki_sabaku]

[But i have the only key!]

... I'll let Gaara do whatever he wants to you if you don't come back

History teacher here |:

[firewood_senju]

Good morning, Temari 'sensei'~ ^.^

Ahhh, History. [ Walks into what used to be his classroom. He'll play along for today, although he really doesn't like the presence of all those looms :( ]

So. Which color do I get to wear? 8D [ He's a little excited about the corsets though ;o ]

haha i hope i don't get anything wrong then :P

[murasaki_sabaku]

[Uhh.. why is he not freaked out about this??]

Well.. I think this dark green one suits you.

Have you ever tried to weave before?

don't worry Temari, there's always Google XD

[firewood_senju]

Mm, green. My favorite color. [ picks it up and holds it against his chest, inspecting the design. He holds it up in front of him and follows the string and lace, figuring out in his head how to fit that thing on. Of course it's no biggie for him, since he's um... worn those before >.> ]

Weaving? Not with a loom, no.

[ loosening up the corset now ] Mm. The corset. A body-shaping garment that came to be thanks to our patriarchal society. Although now it is regarded merely as a symbol of sex and, most importantly, of dominance.

[ Opens up the corset and contemplates wearing it over his shirt ] A symbol of dominance only when worn by women. [ gives her a smile ] Did you want me to wear this over my shirt, or under?

[murasaki_sabaku]

[Wtf.. seriously? This is supposed to be funny for her! He's being way too calm.]

............. Okay then. Well today you guys are all becoming women!

Erm, under, i guess?

almost thought this was going to be a 'rocky horror' class

[irumino]

[Iruka is beginning to wonder why he came to work today...]

I-uh. I guess it doesn't matter which one i have...

I think i will need help with this either way, i can't say i'm familiar with ladies attire...

XDD

[firewood_senju]

[ Is in the process of trying to fit that thing around him. You obviously can't do it alone, silly Hashirama. ]

It's just like tying a shoelace 'round your torso.

Here, how about I help you with yours, and you help me with mine? That way we both get it on and don't have to be tied up and listen to a baby cry for the rest of the day.

[pierced_paper]

[watching the two of them]

......

8D

[firewood_senju]

[ notices her watching them and smiles big in her direction~ ]

Hi!

[ohfuckitshidan]

Oi, did Kakuzu run away? I was gonna have him help lace me up! [picks up a bloody red corset and holds it up to his chest]

Hey, is it true if you wear these things for a really freaking long time they'll shrink your waist and crush your ribs?

[chordaetendonae]

[ HE'S BACK =_________= ]

Are you seriously going to wear that....?

[ohfuckitshidan]

Do you seriously want to have rotten shit thrown at you for the rest of the day?

[chordaetendonae]

[ shrugs ] I didn't think about that. Guess not.

[ Gestures to Hidan's shirt. ] Take that off.

[ichaichajounin]

Ooooh we have to be women for class? [grins, he is having so much fun today]

[murasaki_sabaku]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

... Yes.

[Hands him a bright pink corset.]

[ichaichajounin]

[picks up the corset]

Hmm... I will need help putting it on..

[madarah]

[appears behind him from nowhere +_+]

Need some help, Kakashi?