I cannot get this stupid grin off of my face.

I'm really happy...

More later.

I don't have a whole hell of a lot to write in here. I mean, I could put EVERY event, but it would become boring after a while.

All you need to know is that I've been in a great mood, and that I am slowly turning from pessimist to paranoid optimist. :P

More to come whenever I feel like writing again.

Food is now scarce...
My vision is blurring from the hunger...
I long for freedom, but the oppressive overlords that is the Holderby Hall RA staff prevent it...
I need to see my children again... Little Bob is probably 3 now... Time is flying...

No, this couldn't be any worse.

I thought I wrote yesterday, but I guess something went wrong.

All I have to say is that "fame" and "cane" do NOT rhyme.

I cannot believe that it is 5:30.

I am so tired, but not tired in the sense that I want to sleep. I'm tired in the sense that I am tired enough to bitch about being tired.

As you can plainly see, the October 12th entry has been shortened considerably. I have my reasons. The missing paragraphs will be cleverly inserted into my next few journal entries to throw everyone off ( Read more... )

I realized today that I can never be as witty as Jack Handey...

I am in awe of his greatness.

I suppose some of you are wondering what the last two journal entries meant... It's kind of a long story... one I'd rather not get into ( Read more... )

Late at night on October 8th...
:(

Early in the morning on October 8th...
:)