cosmo!

[murcielaga]

holy shit, someone left a cosmo in the study lounge and it's just so much more amusing than my paper

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[jacquelinewas17]

I am going to go to the study lounge soon. and Join in this Cosmoreading

[locksmithy]

'cos it's for androiwomens. wooo. and technology is hot.
your little sparkplug, jojo

[locksmithy]

uh...there's a d in there somewhere.
all the ovid & art history is making me genderless.

...that made sense in my head.

[murcielaga]

hee!

[mystikplum]

it sucks, doesn't it. this is my first all nighter genuinely ever. good luck with yours :)

[murcielaga]

really? your first? wow, the things you missed by not going to GDHS

[amarysta]

i'd like to point out that i have never pulled an all-nighter (for work, i don't count the all-night alpha delt house meetings. besides, i sleep all day after them).

[murcielaga]

clearly you are evil

that is all

[maintainthesquo]

i was at cvs the other day, and while waiting for my friend to get hir passport picture taken, looked through a cosmo for the first time in probably 4 years. my reason: the large headline on the cover: UNLIMITED ORGASM.

seriously, how can one's interest NOT be piqued by a cover like that?

unfortunately, yet predictably, the sex advice sucked. but all is not lost; i've been inspired to embark on the quest to acheive UNLIMITED ORGASM. fuck multiple. UNLIMITED. who's with me?

if anybody has information, insight, or ideas pertaining to said UNLIMITED ORGASM please detail below, or stop by West College 213 for physical enlightenment.

[jacquelinewas17]

I am going to join you on the search for UNLIMITED ORGASM. Not join you in the sleep-with-you kind of join, but.. you know. Same mission, or something.

[murcielaga]

if you're actually serious, try tantra

[hooded_empath]

every time i read cosmo (as with every time i watch "my supersweet 16"), i simultaneously feel
a) worse about myself for wasting time on this shite, and
b) better about myself because i'm not a cosmo girl or a whiny bitch who wants a car for their 15th birthday.

<3
miko

[murcielaga]

yes! it's schadenfruede to the Nth degree

i think it should be noted that i wrote schadenfruede, and went, wait, i should check the spelling of the ridiculous german word, and then i checked it, and i was right, and it was awesome

[kessel]

I think it's properly spelled "SchadenfrEUde," with an E-U, not a U-E. In German, "eu" gives you the phoneme "oy," as in, "Oy, my boyfriend is such a wanker." (Or, more appropriately, Sigmund FrEUd, whose name presumably comes from the same root, Freude, meaning "joy.") Also, unless you're totes Anglicizing it, it should have a capital "S," as all German nouns begin with capital letters. But if you weren't totes Anglicizing it, you would have put it in italics, so, y'know, whatevs.

<3

[latentdragon]

fun to read this little exchange from germany. the word has repeatedly come up in conversation. i've not yet mentioned jon stewart's take on the word.