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[murder_candy]

What the hell is this supposed to be?! This isn't my room, and this isn't the Ark! I demand to know what's going on right now, and I- I-

There's something on my back...?

. . .

Well... okay, I'll admit, they're completely adorable, but what are these things supposed to be? Can I actually use them...

Oooh.

Fluttery~ ♥

But where the fuck am I? Earl? Tiki

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[lapis_waltz]

'Earl'?!

...No. No, this...it can't...

[[ooc: You have freaked out Lenalee. :P]]

[murder_candy]

It looks like you're trying to say something that makes sense, but all I see is a squiggly mouse going 'squeak squeak squeak'~

{{ Oh, don't worry~ We can do much worse than this to freak someone out~ }}

[lapis_waltz]

What are you doing here?!

[murder_candy]

People keep asking that, but I have the same answer for every one.

[quitemysterious]

Welcome~

[murder_candy]

And you're supposed to be...?

... Wait, why is the book- Never mind. I'm sitting here with wings, why bother asking?

[quitemysterious]

Itsuki Koizumi, at your service.

I've created a short guide for newcomers~

[murder_candy]

That's... a lot of words.

Definitely not short.

I don't suppose you could tell me all that in brief? Like those little notes summarizing chapters in textbooks~? ♥

[moonstone_curse]

...

[murder_candy]

"..." ?

[moonstone_curse]

Why are you here?

I thought Lavi destroyed you.

[murder_candy]

If I knew, you wouldn't be the first to find out- but you'd be high on the list.

How typical. Haven't lost a bit of your naive nature after all of that. It takes more than a little boy with a toy hammer to destroy one of the Family~ ♥

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[emerald_archive]

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[emerald_archive]

Didn't think I'd be seein' you again.

[murder_candy]

And I was so dearly hoping I'd get to see you~ ♥

[emerald_archive]

That so? I make a good impression on ya?

[murder_candy]

You're such a fun little toy~ ♥