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[murderershair]

So I'm staying the night at a relative's house, and my mom had warned me that our cousin (exact family relationship is hard to go into) is really into flamingo decorations but

BUT

I did not expect there literally to be a giant ceramic flamingo positioned to stare at me while I sat on the toilet.

This is alarming.

Comments

[loveyourcrooked]

That sounds very unnerving. o__o

[murderershair]

What's worse, I suspect her collection of flamingo memorabilia has something to do with Pink Flamingos, the John Waters movie. I can respect John Waters, but no one should use his films as a basis for interior decorating, especially in the bathroom.

[loveyourcrooked]

That's even more amazing than I thought. Also way more terrifying.

Then of course, there's not really a less bizarre way to decorate your house around that movie.