Dearest Bad Bang Badger
My AO3 name is HannaM and I am soooo excited for people to write me treats! I mean, to participate in this exchange!
My number one do not want is OOCness. You need to write the characters in character! But the right way, not like whatever weird headcanon you have.
Kingdom Hearts (game series) Namine
This is the BEST GAME EVER. It's so deep! I'd really love something exploring the philosophy of Kingdom Hearts and talking about the psychology and existential meaning and stuff. Please please pleeeease don't dirty the purity of the game with filthy smut, especially Sora/Riku! They're just FRIENDS people! And also kids! Kids don't think about buttsex! Kids don't even think about butts! Anyway Namine is pretty.
Starfighter (webcomic) Any Character
I don't even know what I'm requesting here, canon is already so perfect! ANYTHING! (But no high school AUs)
Shall We Date? Heian Love (otome game) Protagonist, Hinata
What if the protagonist was secretly a man? What if he tried to seduce Hinata? Or you could just write about Hinata's forbidden love for the protagonist. (I haven't actually played Hinata's route but I love yuri! Especially with a character as troubled as poor Hinata seems to be- I mean, imagine how hard it must be having a voice in your head that thinks you're a man!)
DN Angel (anime or manga) Any Character
I like the premise of this world but I'm not really into any of the characters. So maybe worldbuilding with super minor ones, or a fusion with characters I really like instead of these ones. Don't even bother writing these ones. (suggested fandoms for fusion: Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Starfighter, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby, Mass Effect, Teahouse)
Long Live the Queen (game) Elodie
You can pair Elodie with anyone you want except Briony, because Briony is a bitch. I've totally beaten the game a bajillion times but I think it would be better if Elodie was a robot in a cyberpunk future who was trying to hide her robot-ness from the rest of the court. Maybe as a robot she can find out what the deal is with Briony's family, since it was really annoying that she kept sending Elodie those weird letters that didn't make any sense.
Tess of the D'Ubervilles (book or miniseries or movie) Angel Claire
Poor tortured Angel! His life is soo hard. I've been dying for him to meet Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so I hope you're familiar with that show and can write this crossover for me! If you're not, it's only seven seasons of Buffy plus five seasons of Angel to watch, no big deal. If you don't want to marathon twelve seasons of TV for me, you should write a different fandom because I stubbed my toe last month and it was really upsetting and basically I might die of toe infection if you don't write the Angel Clare story I want you to write.
Revolutionary Girl Utena (anime ONLY duh) Any Character
I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE NOMINATED JURI!! It must have been a mistake! Could you write a story about Juri instead of whoever you signed up to write? If you don't want to write the Juri orgy of my dreams, then I guess something about those other characters could be fine. Like Tsuwabaki's secret dream to follow Juri instead of Nanami! Or Touga's shirt's wish to be on Juri instead of Touga! Or Chu-Chu moving in with Juri instead of Anthy!
Teahouse (webcomic) Xanthe Atros, Sacha, Evelyn D'Ivore, Gloria
I have really specific headcanons and opinions about all the characters so you really should read all of them on my tumblr and go by MY versions of the characters instead of the creators. So I'm thinking you could write a story about how Sacha's Jewish identity affects his life in Ivore and his tortured relationship with Gilder. Or how Evelyn's Restless Leg Syndrome makes her feel different from everybody else. Or how hard it is for Gloria to be a demisexual married to a gross manwhore like Rhys. Or the deep suffering Xanthe feels when everybody wants to bang him except Linny! Or about how Axis's internalized homophobia affects the way he LOL JK NO ONE CARES. Plz be true to canon and don't write any rape, shota or incest!!
The Legend of Zelda (game) Link, Zelda
I ONLY want fic for the NES games, everything else was a shitty retread. (Link should get a chainsaw hand like Ash in Army of Darkness! In a future game, I mean. You don't have to put that into your fic) Tell me about the sexy nights Link spent with the nameless women in the towns in Zelda II! Or in the first game, maybe Ganon is Link's father and then Link is super upset and loses his hand. Or maybe when Link finds Zelda, Ganon is actually keeping her in a metal bikini and making her dance for him. That would really up the steaks!
The Duchess of Malfi- John Webster (play) Duchess, Ferdinand, Antonio
Okay so this fandom wasn't nominated buuuut if you want to make me super happy, I would totally accept treats if they are fix-it fics where the Duchess doesn't die and Ferdinand realizes he's been a big old douchebag and decides to be nice to his loving sister and brother and whatsisface I MEAN ANTONIO. The kids can die though, kids are annoying.
Vetos: No eating disorders, no suicide, no serious mental issues (fictional nonspecific insanity that occurs in canon is fine though), no cancer, no HIV/AIDS, no self-harm, no scat or fecal matter in general (so preferably no toilet humor), no descriptive gore.
(on the off chance anyone reading this is deeply confused, this is troll performance art a letter for a deliberate badfic exchange)
My number one do not want is OOCness. You need to write the characters in character! But the right way, not like whatever weird headcanon you have.
Kingdom Hearts (game series) Namine
This is the BEST GAME EVER. It's so deep! I'd really love something exploring the philosophy of Kingdom Hearts and talking about the psychology and existential meaning and stuff. Please please pleeeease don't dirty the purity of the game with filthy smut, especially Sora/Riku! They're just FRIENDS people! And also kids! Kids don't think about buttsex! Kids don't even think about butts! Anyway Namine is pretty.
Starfighter (webcomic) Any Character
I don't even know what I'm requesting here, canon is already so perfect! ANYTHING! (But no high school AUs)
Shall We Date? Heian Love (otome game) Protagonist, Hinata
What if the protagonist was secretly a man? What if he tried to seduce Hinata? Or you could just write about Hinata's forbidden love for the protagonist. (I haven't actually played Hinata's route but I love yuri! Especially with a character as troubled as poor Hinata seems to be- I mean, imagine how hard it must be having a voice in your head that thinks you're a man!)
DN Angel (anime or manga) Any Character
I like the premise of this world but I'm not really into any of the characters. So maybe worldbuilding with super minor ones, or a fusion with characters I really like instead of these ones. Don't even bother writing these ones. (suggested fandoms for fusion: Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Starfighter, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby, Mass Effect, Teahouse)
Long Live the Queen (game) Elodie
You can pair Elodie with anyone you want except Briony, because Briony is a bitch. I've totally beaten the game a bajillion times but I think it would be better if Elodie was a robot in a cyberpunk future who was trying to hide her robot-ness from the rest of the court. Maybe as a robot she can find out what the deal is with Briony's family, since it was really annoying that she kept sending Elodie those weird letters that didn't make any sense.
Tess of the D'Ubervilles (book or miniseries or movie) Angel Claire
Poor tortured Angel! His life is soo hard. I've been dying for him to meet Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so I hope you're familiar with that show and can write this crossover for me! If you're not, it's only seven seasons of Buffy plus five seasons of Angel to watch, no big deal. If you don't want to marathon twelve seasons of TV for me, you should write a different fandom because I stubbed my toe last month and it was really upsetting and basically I might die of toe infection if you don't write the Angel Clare story I want you to write.
Revolutionary Girl Utena (anime ONLY duh) Any Character
I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE NOMINATED JURI!! It must have been a mistake! Could you write a story about Juri instead of whoever you signed up to write? If you don't want to write the Juri orgy of my dreams, then I guess something about those other characters could be fine. Like Tsuwabaki's secret dream to follow Juri instead of Nanami! Or Touga's shirt's wish to be on Juri instead of Touga! Or Chu-Chu moving in with Juri instead of Anthy!
Teahouse (webcomic) Xanthe Atros, Sacha, Evelyn D'Ivore, Gloria
I have really specific headcanons and opinions about all the characters so you really should read all of them on my tumblr and go by MY versions of the characters instead of the creators. So I'm thinking you could write a story about how Sacha's Jewish identity affects his life in Ivore and his tortured relationship with Gilder. Or how Evelyn's Restless Leg Syndrome makes her feel different from everybody else. Or how hard it is for Gloria to be a demisexual married to a gross manwhore like Rhys. Or the deep suffering Xanthe feels when everybody wants to bang him except Linny! Or about how Axis's internalized homophobia affects the way he LOL JK NO ONE CARES. Plz be true to canon and don't write any rape, shota or incest!!
The Legend of Zelda (game) Link, Zelda
I ONLY want fic for the NES games, everything else was a shitty retread. (Link should get a chainsaw hand like Ash in Army of Darkness! In a future game, I mean. You don't have to put that into your fic) Tell me about the sexy nights Link spent with the nameless women in the towns in Zelda II! Or in the first game, maybe Ganon is Link's father and then Link is super upset and loses his hand. Or maybe when Link finds Zelda, Ganon is actually keeping her in a metal bikini and making her dance for him. That would really up the steaks!
The Duchess of Malfi- John Webster (play) Duchess, Ferdinand, Antonio
Okay so this fandom wasn't nominated buuuut if you want to make me super happy, I would totally accept treats if they are fix-it fics where the Duchess doesn't die and Ferdinand realizes he's been a big old douchebag and decides to be nice to his loving sister and brother and whatsisface I MEAN ANTONIO. The kids can die though, kids are annoying.
Vetos: No eating disorders, no suicide, no serious mental issues (fictional nonspecific insanity that occurs in canon is fine though), no cancer, no HIV/AIDS, no self-harm, no scat or fecal matter in general (so preferably no toilet humor), no descriptive gore.
(on the off chance anyone reading this is deeply confused, this is troll performance art a letter for a deliberate badfic exchange)