Because in fairness nothing is funnier than explaining Kanato to Diabolik Lovers noobs ("HE KEEPS WHAT IN HIS TEDDY BEAR?!) but I still get great joy out of sharing the best/worst bits of the ending summaries from a certain webcomic with friends. Via text.
Me: They are the gift that keeps on giving! Rory/Remy kiss is canon! DID THE TWINS FUCK IS AN ACTUAL PLOT POINT.
Friend: Wow, that's amazing. But did they fuck?
Me: Remy says yes, Rory says no.
Friend: Omg, it can be a theoretical discourse on penetrative vs not sex? I don't know that they have to tell the truth hmm.
Me: According to the creators 'whether Rory or Remy was telling the truth was something we never planned to answer' because bla bla the point is who Reed ~believes.
Friend: Well. Okay.
Me: LITERALLY THE NEXT PARAGRAPH: 'Also of course they didn't have sex. That's gross.'
Friend: I literally lol'd. Seriously? But what does it say about them that we're like 'there are worse things than twincest and you fuckers wrote it'?
Me: RIGHT? Also random digs at mpreg.