Cookies Rock
i'm bored!
[1: Have you ever eaten a cookie that dropped on the floor?] yes...and a cookie i found haha
[2: Would you "fish" out a twenty dollar bill in the shopping mall bathroom from a toilet (it’s not full of anything, just floating in light-blue water)?] lmao..why wouldn't i?
[3: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?] not much
[4: If your boss at work asked you to wash their car for free and do some laundry, and walk his/her dog, and you get the next weekend off, would you do it?] hell no
[5: If a police officer asked you for directions to the nearest Donut shop would you-]
A) Laugh uncontrollably, then give em directions while giggling.
B) Ask for a ride in the car with the lights on, then you'll give directions.
C) Poke his belly and say " you've had a donut too many haven't you officer!
D) Refuse and Drive away while making Pig noises.
a and b
[6: A hot sweaty dude/chick runs past you on the street then turn around and asks for a sip of your ice cold drink, what do you do?] i'd be like hell no..why would you EVER give your drink to a stranger..what would POSSESS you? who DOES that? lmao shaaannnyy =P
[7) A U.F.O lands in your backyard and little green men assemble near your front door, suddenly one of them knocks on you door, you say...?] woah...you're hotter than manalians and famalians..by a long shot
[8] Your riding a bike down a nice "white picket fence" 'hood, when suddenly a pretty little innocent little girl shouts out " You are a dingy-head" you respond:]
A) " You are a Fart head!"
B) You stop your bike, calmly walk over to her and explain self esteem to her and why she should not call names.
C) Ride over to her and tell her that there IS NO EASTER BUNNY!
D) Give her a dollar and tell her to keep yelling at all the people that ride by, also teach her some new things to say she hasn't heard yet.
D...boy would i teach her some words haha
[9: One day at the zoo you are walking around and decide to check out the monkey cage when suddenly you find out its "love makin'" time in the primate exhibit. You:]
A) Yell out and sing, Get your freak on, get your freak on.
B) Smile and turn around to go see the bears you passed by not too long ago.
C) Politely wait until all the little horny guys are finished then go over and pretend it never happened while ignoring that "monkey sex" smell.
D) Ask the trainer in an innocent way " Why are those two monkeys hugging so much?
A...it'd be awesome
[10] So there you are in the Amazon jungle with your native scout leading the way through harsh brush and deep forest when suddenly you come upon a village of naked of all male/female (s) dancing wildly. You look up at your scout guide and whisper...?] i wouldnt whisper anything..i'd crack up and start laughing uncontrolably and piss my pants
[1: Have you ever eaten a cookie that dropped on the floor?] yes...and a cookie i found haha
[2: Would you "fish" out a twenty dollar bill in the shopping mall bathroom from a toilet (it’s not full of anything, just floating in light-blue water)?] lmao..why wouldn't i?
[3: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?] not much
[4: If your boss at work asked you to wash their car for free and do some laundry, and walk his/her dog, and you get the next weekend off, would you do it?] hell no
[5: If a police officer asked you for directions to the nearest Donut shop would you-]
A) Laugh uncontrollably, then give em directions while giggling.
B) Ask for a ride in the car with the lights on, then you'll give directions.
C) Poke his belly and say " you've had a donut too many haven't you officer!
D) Refuse and Drive away while making Pig noises.
a and b
[6: A hot sweaty dude/chick runs past you on the street then turn around and asks for a sip of your ice cold drink, what do you do?] i'd be like hell no..why would you EVER give your drink to a stranger..what would POSSESS you? who DOES that? lmao shaaannnyy =P
[7) A U.F.O lands in your backyard and little green men assemble near your front door, suddenly one of them knocks on you door, you say...?] woah...you're hotter than manalians and famalians..by a long shot
[8] Your riding a bike down a nice "white picket fence" 'hood, when suddenly a pretty little innocent little girl shouts out " You are a dingy-head" you respond:]
A) " You are a Fart head!"
B) You stop your bike, calmly walk over to her and explain self esteem to her and why she should not call names.
C) Ride over to her and tell her that there IS NO EASTER BUNNY!
D) Give her a dollar and tell her to keep yelling at all the people that ride by, also teach her some new things to say she hasn't heard yet.
D...boy would i teach her some words haha
[9: One day at the zoo you are walking around and decide to check out the monkey cage when suddenly you find out its "love makin'" time in the primate exhibit. You:]
A) Yell out and sing, Get your freak on, get your freak on.
B) Smile and turn around to go see the bears you passed by not too long ago.
C) Politely wait until all the little horny guys are finished then go over and pretend it never happened while ignoring that "monkey sex" smell.
D) Ask the trainer in an innocent way " Why are those two monkeys hugging so much?
A...it'd be awesome
[10] So there you are in the Amazon jungle with your native scout leading the way through harsh brush and deep forest when suddenly you come upon a village of naked of all male/female (s) dancing wildly. You look up at your scout guide and whisper...?] i wouldnt whisper anything..i'd crack up and start laughing uncontrolably and piss my pants