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[murderousrepent]

[ooc;; The bold and italics show what the extra two voices are saying for the use of the players but, to the eyes of the characters, they would just look like normal words.]

So I was hanging around the courts this morning. Pretty interesting case going on about some serial killer. He's guilty. They're going to let him go. He needs to be maimed. Or

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[morefatal]

No problem~

What kind of ideas?

[murderousrepent]

Job ideas.

[morefatal]

Can you write?

[murderousrepent]

I'm not illiterate.

[pullingback]

You've missed it, several did within the last week.

[murderousrepent]

I missed spontaneous combustions? Are you fucking kidding me?

Who?

[pullingback]

Andromache, Dionysus - if we're talking from alcohol and shock, Ariadne. Achilles was nearly there before his boy-toy showed. I nearly did thanks to Eris

I could go on but I'd rather watch you headdesk.

[murderousrepent]

I meant combust combust. You know, go boom? Altough mental breakdowns are fun as well, I guess.

You can't see me headdesking.

[threetimesaday]

Someone's the mayor of Crazytown.

[murderousrepent]

Why's that?

[threetimesaday]

Read the post back, idiot.

[murderousrepent]

What's wrong with the post?

[eelyweeds]

bounty hunter.

[murderousrepent]

Tempting, very tempting. But there's murderers at the top of that hierarchy. They'd have to go.

[dorightorelse]

Give me his name.

[murderousrepent]

Daniel Bass. Thirty six years old, has a fondness for feeding his rottweilers exquisite meats such as human flesh. Doesn't appear to be any evidence attaching him to the victims, but he's guilty.

[dorightorelse]

I do believe this man will require a visit from us, don't you?

[murderousrepent]

I think you may well be right~