3; so don't give me that, sprinklers on, watch these bitches drown

[murderousrepent]

So, apparently, lighting up in the lab is a "bad idea". Yeah, I got the whole gas and fire goes boom, the important thing is, that teachers shouldn't wear fucking flammable clothing in labs.

Oh, and no one told me you had to actually turn up for detention. I thought the fucking slip was bad enough. I can't handle this bollocks. Someone got high

Comments

[mademestranger]

Just buy slip-ons. I am not teaching you to tie your laces.

[murderousrepent]

But you have to.

[mademestranger]

Personally, I think it's funnier than your classmates might realise you can't tie a simple bow.

[murderousrepent]

I love that you're here too, babe.

[mademestranger]

I'm not used to strange women wandering around the house naked.

[mademestranger]

... No, that's not what I meant. I'm not used to anyone wandering naked--I... oh, for the love of all things sacred.