VOICE POST_074

[murderperfect]

Hey Al. Y'wanna explain t'me what jus' happened there so I can figure out whether t'can your ass or not? Can't have my employees screwdled in the head, son. I'm sure I can get Shu's Shoe's blessin' if it means kickin' a whackfuck outta the company

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[teufel_schu]

Who are you skewering tonight?

I suppose you expect me to let you drink at Sunde and watch the titties, don't you? Where am I supposed to dump all this porn you talked me into stealing for you when I was a kid?

[murderperfect]

I ain't playin' favourites.

That all depends on who you've got lined up... and you're s'posed to dump it at my place. You're a good kid.

[teufel_schu]

Oh joy. Just remember that if you kill me, you need to be under Shu to wear that groove in his desk deeper, and something tells me you don't like being on the bottom.

I'm a horrible brat of a child that got molested by Batman. Good gods, but he had a huge stash for such a short time. Decided lack of male porn, might I add. I like one just as well as the other.

[murderperfect]

I ain't killin' you again. All you've done since then is whine about it... and sometimes I do, but that ain't your business, is it? There's gotta be tits on top though, liebchen. I ain't into the manlove.

That still don't answer the question of where's mine. Who the hell was Batman, anyway?

Re: Private // Unhackable - Hahahahalkhdslgk |D

[murderperfect]

Elaborate.

Re: Private // Unhackable

[murderperfect]

By who?

Private // Unhackable. Alle's like ......can my life get any worse? And yes, Alle. It will.

[covert_chord]

It's...I do owe a good explanation.

The only reason I lost...control was due to a specific trigger that I am completely aware of and trying to find a way around. I'll be asking the gods if need be.

All I can do is offer my sincere apologies...I realize how much trouble I've caused. And my promise that I am doing my best to make sure it never happens again. Ultimately, as my superior, it's your decision on what to do with me, though.

...I may need a few days off to work the situation out, though.

Also...please forgive Lockon for his words here. He can get very overprotective of his friends.

Re: Private // Unhackable. Lo's like "you're my employee of the month! why you crazy? D:"

[murderperfect]

No. Like I said, I'd haveta get the okay from Shoe t'actually do anythin', and the only reason I'd need t'ask him in the first place is if there was a damn threat from you. I'm gonna ask 'bout your time off or whatever but you're still gonna keep in contact with me, y'little shit.

I don't give two craps 'bout your friend up there. Let 'im talk n'threaten to shoot me; that's fine. Jus' get fixed what needs fixed, kid. We good?

Private // Unhackable. Trust me, he wishes he wasn't ;____;

[covert_chord]

I'll work from home for now. I could technically still do fieldwork, but...my leg injury is keeping me from being too active. It should heal soon, though. It's just that I can't come into HQ or within a certain distance of the general area.

Re: Private // Unhackable. ;~;

[murderperfect]

No big deal. Do what you can from where y'are, n'we'll work it out. S'pretty quiet around here lately anyway. Jus' get better, get back here, n'kindly remind your boy that it'd be a mighty sad waste of ammo t'shoot me.

[calamitousness]

Hey, long time no annoy. Where've you been hiding, huh?

[murderperfect]

Haven't been hidin'. How's you lately?

[calamitousness]

'Course not. ♥ Pretty good, actually. 'Cept this guy from Spira showed up and he doesn't understand the concept of flirting. He says things, but doesn't really understand how I interpret them~