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[murderperfect]

Y'know what, y'bunch've tits?

I have worn a yukata.

And I've worn shit under it.

N'no, I don't know th'words to Oklahoma.

I know th'words to Makublocks Gets a Foot Up His Ass.

Anyway. Claire? If there ain't food n'booze when I go t'see you, I'm shovin' you off the tower. Jus' so y'know. Never tease a man with food n'booze.

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[virtualunknown]

...love you, too.

[murderperfect]

Steel-toed or elf? S'your choice.

[virtualunknown]

...elf?

[murderperfect]

Shoes. Th'pointy kind.

[regenerable]

Hey, I know the words to that too. We should perform it together!

[murderperfect]

S'long as y'wear stilettos.

[regenerable]

That I can do. And a really short little red dress.

[murderperfect]

I was always a fan of long dresses, m'self.

Though they'd haveta have that floor-to-hip slit up th'side... y'know, jus' so it don't look like y'raided your grandma's closet.

[calamitousness]

... I'm caught between morbid amusement and speechless revulsion.

[murderperfect]

I'd lean more towards th'latter if I were you, or y'might find yer head between my foot and the pavement.

[calamitousness]

Really. I doubt you'd be able to catch me.

[murderperfect]

Don't need t'catch somethin' that doesn't get th'chance to run, babe.

[im_not_a_rookie]

What's "Oklahoma"?

[murderperfect]

Some stupid musical. I hate musicals. Bunch've singin' jackasses.

[im_not_a_rookie]

What's it about? I mean, what are they singing about? And what IS an oklahoma? Is it an animal?

[murderperfect]

Beats the hell outta me. Oklahoma is a place back where I'm from... not in Canada, but somewhere else. S'full've cowboys n'simple country folk. Shit like that.