welp. It's not been the best of days. Krunchy has another kidney stone, and I messed up my right index finger at work, right now it's taped to my right middle finger. I'm not typing really well ( Read more... )

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties they needed to perform ( Read more... )

GREAT IDEA ( Read more... )

The Difference Between a Grandpa and a Grandma ( Read more... )

You Are a Gingerbread House


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on the way home tonight, I saw a shooting start, it was amazing... the flame-out was green. I saw a green shooting star. that's gotta mean something.

Your result for The A-Muse-ing Test...

Your muse is Clio!

30% Clio, 20% Erato, 20% Euterpe, 20% Melpomene, 0% Calliope, 10% Thalia, 0% Urania, 0% Polyhymnia and 0% Terpsichore!


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If you saw me in the back of a police car in handcuffs, what would you think I had been arrested for?

Post in your journal, and I'll tell you what I'd think if it was you.

Your result for Which Star Trek Ship Should You Command? Test...

Nova Class!

20% Flight_Control, 40% Tactical, 70% Science and 50% Command!


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the centipede ( Read more... )