Alright all you diehard Kyle "Rip" Duncan LiveJournal fans, I decided to drop an update. Here is what is currently going on. Working at Home Depot. This fucking sucks fat girls thighs. I work like 40 hours a week, though the MAN tells me I'm part-time. I make decent money, which mostly goes to paying off my credit card debit, car insurance, ( Read more... )

I just wanna tell you all how I hate everyone and everything. Stuff is stupid. I wanna just list a couple of things I hate. Alright, the first thing I hate is driving in NJ. Who the fuck decided it would be a good idea? People drive like fucking assholes. "But OmegaLord Kyle, I've heard this rant before!" Fuck your pussy hair. People cut you ( Read more... )

Well, I am an official employee of Home Depot. Yeehaw. I just completed my orientation on life as a fucking moron loser. First, I had to sit through eight and a half hours on how to not cut your fingers off with the "Home Depot" razor. Well, how about I teach the class in 5 fucking seconds. "Knife in hand makes you bleed and hurt," you fucking ( Read more... )

So, after going through my FRIENDS list on LiveJournal, I noticed that alot of my friends are having problems with getting a significant other. Well, have no fear, my Complete Guide to Pimpin It will be available now for the low price of free. Here is everything you need to know to have a girl/boyfriend, get laid or just look like a player in the ( Read more... )

I haven't written in awhile because everything in my life was going just peachy. Now this event burned the Hades Hellfire in me. Here is the story ( Read more... )

Atop the highest parapit in the large castle known as the "Tweeter Center", a lord and lady watched the most wicked Christmas metal band ever, Trans-Siberian Orchestra! As an elder great wyrm red dragon ripped the roof off of this castle with every wail of the exocutioner's axe(which I think was a BC Rich WARLOCK!), I banged my head right off my ( Read more... )

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Grab your copy of Powerthrash Ecstasy, pick up your claymore from the smithy, polish your platemail because LOTR: RETURN OF THE KING is here! I was so pumped up, I skewered my mom with a a two-handed sword while screaming "The Ring is mine!". I was beyond amped when finally the day came, at 12:01 am on Wednesday morning, I battled orcs and hordes ( Read more... )

It's early evening on a Sunday night, I'm sitting at home, Event Horizon is playing in the backround on TV. I lay back on my bed, only one thing on my mind, my wonderful girlfriend Kristen. I thought that I'd write this mushy entry now because she is all that I am thinking about ( Read more... )

So here we go with another recent movie review, this time on a movie I actually thought was going to be good. The Matrix: Revolutions was the most boring movie I have ever seen (this week). EVERYTHING was a play-off of the first two. Sweet kung-fu in a dojo scene? Done in the first one. Harsh shoot-out in a pillared area? Yep, I lit myself on ( Read more... )