You know you are getting old when...

[murg]

Last night I used the phrase "I would like to order from the Avon catalogue I saw at the Tupperware party".... *DIES*

I am a 45 year old housewife. :(

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[chaotica]

oh dear me!
I went to an Enjo demonstration/ party last Friday night

[murg]

Some clever bitch needs to bring out an uber-mom party where you get to see tupperware, enjo and avon all across the same evening!! Ohh yeah. *PONDER* If Amanda was let out of rehab, I could see her true calling.

[chaotica]

How is Amanda these days?

Hahaha I get sent emails by Avon!

[murg]

Amanda is still in rehab, the poor lass. She may very well die in there, I guess. I have all her stuff, for just in case they release her... but that Passion Pop sure is powerful. People say meth is ruining lives and hard to stop, they need to really invest in some research into Golden Gate and the nature of their passion fruit flavored beverages!! ;)

You get email from them? Inspired!! I just get a new catalogue every... hmmm, it seems like 4 or 5 days. Jo is a very good pimp! :) She even gives you cute little printed invoices!!

[tysquared]

I am so glad I'm not the only one going threw this - it gets much worse old man LOL

[murg]

O RLY? Oh dear. :( I even enjoy gardening now... whats going on!!!

[aelfin]

I thought you weren't 45 til August?

[murg]

It seems birthdays have nothing to do with it!! ALAS!! *Faint*

[xxhistrionicxx]

yeah. i wrote a post the other day that was similar to this.

you can go through your catalogue as I work on puzzles in my reading glasses.

[murg]

A monacle would be pretty jaunty. Or opera glasses! ^_^

*flicks through catalogue, rubbing wrist of lavendar fragrance sample and delighting in its delicious floral aroma*

[aussie_annie]

> I am a 45 year old housewife. :(
OMG! but you look fucking awesome for a 45 y/o housewife!!!!! :oP