Why write an intro? I mean we all know it just delays the hilarity that will ensue once we get done reading it. I mean seriously, I know so of you find this stuff quite entertaining, or so I've been told, and my updates make you laugh. But writing an intro just detracts from you smiles so I wont do it ( Read more... )

Hello again my faithful readers. It seems that since I have begun to post my random ideas about things, I've started to notice the peculiar situations that occur around me more and more. Let's Begin ( Read more... )

Herbie, and Lindsay Lohan, must be stopped, and Im appearently the man for the job. I guess you could say a car actually will kill her career. lol

Oh, Two other things to say:
1.) Apocalyptica freakin rules!!!
2.) I BOUGHT BLADE TRINITY!!!!

Here are fun quizzes!

Or I could be this God!

Oh yeah, the quizzes I just posted are funny to me because both of the characters on the cartoon icons people have previously said reminded them of me. Also I have said the exact quotes posted on both random Icons. Strange world. Oh, I also want to havea band named "same as before." When someone asked who the other person was listening to, they ( Read more... )

I did this twice. Once with my LJ name and once with my aim name.

Later!
..... Master of not signing.

Sorry for such an extended absence everyone. Have some interesinting thoughts for you though ( Read more... )

Today here's some rants for my overactive brain ( Read more... )

Hey! Im not dead! Yea! Ok, I got a lot of comments on my last post, and now I feel the need to clarify some things. First off, I relaize that invisble women exsist too. The posting of that article was in no way meant to convey that I think it only happens to guys. Secondly, it was not a slight against anyone. Third, and lastly, I think being ( Read more... )

One of my friends sent me this article today, and I nearly fell out of my chair. It was the exact same thing I've been saying for forever, but actually put into long form. It seems like I've always felt that I get looked over because I'm nice, and can never explain why girls see right through me and pick a complete pylon. Here it is, I cleaned it ( Read more... )