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- Fri, 20:10: My ex was an actress, she acted like a cunt.
- Fri, 21:48: Is "racial awareness" feeling bad for jerking it to Jap porn?
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- Wed, 20:09: Why do they call it Xbox One? Because nobody wants one.
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- Tue, 04:32: Trying to get Kanye West to notice/adopt me. Any tips?
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- Sun, 05:35: @ Boogie2988 A lot of your videos are very touching and hit on real things , I appriciate it.
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- Fri, 16:41: Time to dunk this rat in some pig piss.
- Fri, 17:20: RT @ J_tsar: Being bilingual is da bomb
- Fri, 18:37: Ban backpacks.
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- Thu, 15:37: What happened to that bitch with the tumblr who vowed to eat junk food whenever someone told her she was fat/unhealthy. I hope she died.
- Thu, 16:09: according to the FDA, pizza is a vegetable
- Fri, 06:35: Here come the tanks.
- Fri, 07:21: The "White hat" is the new turban.
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- Mon, 23:33: Leave now if you value your sanity. We're about to descend into a whirlwind of tinfoilery.
- Tue, 04:45: Fell in love with a pancake, again.
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- Sat, 11:52: If banging a drunk girl is rape, then so is waking up with a landwhale.
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- Thu, 14:34: How do you commies like my big swangin capitalist dick?
- Fri, 07:07: Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Saves time.
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- Wed, 22:04: It's called the Bill of Rights not the Bill of Needs.