Mint.com calculated my net worth:


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I had a dream about Ethan last night. (WHAT THE FUCK?!) We ran into each other randomly, I was with my coworker Brittney and the Rexly guys. He asked why I was still single. I told him about how the last 18 months has gone for me, how going back to school that fall after we broke up was like...open season. How I tried OKCupid for awhile, but it was ( Read more... )

Phone interview went really well, I think.

PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease

My boobs are diiiisgusting right now. I don't know how I'm gonna lug these massive things around the race course tomorrow. There's like this threshold at about 148lbs where I go from a C to a DD. Gross.

I also have writer's block, mostly because I'm psyching myself out.

Cooley Windsor would say, "Just slap it on there. This ain't no church."

Growing up, whenever I asked about God at home, my dad would ask, "Did you talk about that in school today?" and my mom would chew the inside of her cheek ( Read more... )

Pity party pity party pity party.

Why is it only the creepy men want me?

Anyone wanna write my author bio for me? Pretty please?

So a few of you met Leonard the other night at my birthday thing. For the record, I did not invite him, Jeff did. The first time he met me, he tried to get me to come home with him and I awkwardly turned him down with a "I'm not ready for that." I said that because we had been talking about being recently single blah blah blah, and I MEANT that I ( Read more... )

Check your facebook. There will be karaoke Friday night.