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murrayn

What to wear? What to wear?

Oct 20, 2005 13:15

Ciara: Recently arrived Irish fashion designer friend that's done all but offer me sexual favours to get her into a show ( Read more... )

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yesmum October 20 2005, 00:22:51 UTC

I'd love to go to a fashion week show. I'd rock up in my outfit assembled from the racks of Farmers and from the Ezibuy catelogue, and my chipped and holey silver birki clogs that make farting sounds if I'm not concentrating on my walk, and eat and drink as much as possible and end up covered in crumbs. Suck it, you bitches.

murrayn October 20 2005, 00:54:00 UTC

Sandwiches there cost $6 because the target market are only allowed a lettuce leaf and a glass of water per day. This means you'd have to BYO McDonalds. Judging by your response, I'm guessing you wouldn't find that a concern.

yesmum October 20 2005, 01:36:58 UTC

Wait, you have to pay for the food and drink? Stuff that!

Sandwiches everywhere cost that much though, and I don't eat Macdonalds unless I am very hungover and desperate.

murrayn October 20 2005, 01:42:50 UTC

They're giving away free bottled water by the pool-load. Will that do?

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yesmum October 20 2005, 00:23:30 UTC

Oh, and obviously I'd be fat, but proudly displaying a rack to die for. Suck on that too, bitches.

secretpassage October 20 2005, 07:06:38 UTC

And you'd probably get so much attention that all the celerys would like "WTF! Bitch! Ho!"

hamymonkey October 20 2005, 00:36:00 UTC

don't say that! i am finally going to an event tomorrow! (herald do down at the alinghi base)
i plan to behave badly. well, badly for me (okay, so i will have three drinks and lurch about for a while and be in bed by nine).

murrayn October 20 2005, 00:55:34 UTC

Oh love, pay no attention, I'm still going to a couple of the closing night parties. It's free booze, after all. It's the fashion I'm avoiding.

dobworld October 20 2005, 06:21:34 UTC

Mmmm ... middle-aged beefcake. :O

fliptop October 20 2005, 08:16:53 UTC

I do think somebody should try living day to day in catwalk haute couture outfits for the entertainment of the public - like doing the shopping in a 40 foot diameter Jean Paul Gautier ball gown with matching spikey helmet or perhaps cleaning up dog shit whilst fully emersed in a Viviene Westwood crotchless carpet suit.

murrayn October 20 2005, 09:36:55 UTC

I want to see pseudo-naked people get arrested.