Lol, random drabble generator
Random drabble generator
It's rather fun, and addictive =D
Here's a couple that I got
The Sexy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Mwu and Murrue went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Mwu hit Murrue in her leg with a big sensitive iceball. It hurt a lot, but Mwu kissed it dashingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really light snow man!" Mwu said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Murrue said. "That would be more sweet and politically correct."
"I know," Mwu said. "We can make a snow Endymion Hawk. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up lovingly and made a ticklish snow Endymion Hawk. Mwu put on a cup for the arm. The Endymion Hawk was almost as big as Murrue.
"It looks cute," Mwu said quickly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Murrue said and held up a colourful shirt. "I found this in the captain's room." She put the shirt onto the Endymion Hawk's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Endymion Hawk, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a dream come true.
Murrue screamed childishly and ran but the snow Endymion Hawk chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Endymion Hawk caressed her hotly.
"Nobody does that to my little Funny Apple," Mwu screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Endymion Hawk through the stomach. It fell down and Mwu kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Murrue said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The shirt lay in the yard until a warm child picked it up and took it home.
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The Miracle Of The Endymion Hawk
Murrue hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a dream come true. She loathed it.
Every December, Murrue would feel herself getting all sweet inside. She refused to put up a Christmas cup, she snapped at anyone light enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Murrue had to go to the mall to buy a cute apple. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing quickly around and so much Christmas music blaring childishly, she thought her stomach would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a funny man collecting for charity. Murrue never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the funny man dropped his bells and ran in the captain's room. There was a ticklish Endymion Hawk right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the funny man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Murrue rushed out and dashingly pushed them both out of the way. There was a warm bang and then everything went dark.
When Murrue woke up, she was in a colourful room. There was a Christmas cup in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Murrue's arm hurt. A lot.
The funny man came into the room. "I'm so sensitive!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Mwu. You saved me from the truck. But your arm is broken."
Murrue hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas cup up and her arm was broken, she felt quite sexy, especially when she looked at Mwu.
"Your arm must hurt hotly," Mwu said. "I think this will help." And he caressed Murrue several times.
Now Murrue felt very sexy indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Mwu. "I love you," she said, and kissed Mwu lovingly.
"I love you too," said Mwu. Just then, the Endymion Hawk ran into the room and nuzzled Murrue's leg. "I brought him home with us," Mwu said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Murrue said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
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Did a few more and put them in my journal XD
Oh and also, my Mwu chara fortune arrived!! ^___^ I'll take some photos later
It's rather fun, and addictive =D
Here's a couple that I got
The Sexy Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Mwu and Murrue went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Mwu hit Murrue in her leg with a big sensitive iceball. It hurt a lot, but Mwu kissed it dashingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really light snow man!" Mwu said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Murrue said. "That would be more sweet and politically correct."
"I know," Mwu said. "We can make a snow Endymion Hawk. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up lovingly and made a ticklish snow Endymion Hawk. Mwu put on a cup for the arm. The Endymion Hawk was almost as big as Murrue.
"It looks cute," Mwu said quickly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Murrue said and held up a colourful shirt. "I found this in the captain's room." She put the shirt onto the Endymion Hawk's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Endymion Hawk, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a dream come true.
Murrue screamed childishly and ran but the snow Endymion Hawk chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Endymion Hawk caressed her hotly.
"Nobody does that to my little Funny Apple," Mwu screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Endymion Hawk through the stomach. It fell down and Mwu kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Murrue said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The shirt lay in the yard until a warm child picked it up and took it home.
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The Miracle Of The Endymion Hawk
Murrue hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a dream come true. She loathed it.
Every December, Murrue would feel herself getting all sweet inside. She refused to put up a Christmas cup, she snapped at anyone light enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Murrue had to go to the mall to buy a cute apple. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing quickly around and so much Christmas music blaring childishly, she thought her stomach would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a funny man collecting for charity. Murrue never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the funny man dropped his bells and ran in the captain's room. There was a ticklish Endymion Hawk right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the funny man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Murrue rushed out and dashingly pushed them both out of the way. There was a warm bang and then everything went dark.
When Murrue woke up, she was in a colourful room. There was a Christmas cup in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Murrue's arm hurt. A lot.
The funny man came into the room. "I'm so sensitive!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Mwu. You saved me from the truck. But your arm is broken."
Murrue hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas cup up and her arm was broken, she felt quite sexy, especially when she looked at Mwu.
"Your arm must hurt hotly," Mwu said. "I think this will help." And he caressed Murrue several times.
Now Murrue felt very sexy indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Mwu. "I love you," she said, and kissed Mwu lovingly.
"I love you too," said Mwu. Just then, the Endymion Hawk ran into the room and nuzzled Murrue's leg. "I brought him home with us," Mwu said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Murrue said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
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Did a few more and put them in my journal XD
Oh and also, my Mwu chara fortune arrived!! ^___^ I'll take some photos later