Happy Birthday

Apr 26, 2005 14:00

to the venerable Dancemonkey!

You're getting old! Sucka.

You know that you are getting older when women in their early 40s are looking hot and college sophomores look like they just crawled out of the crib and still need a pacifier.

I'll find stogies and wait for you. Hopefully it won't be too long!

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Ownage! Oldage! Godlike! dancemonkey April 26 2005, 20:14:03 UTC
Why thank you very much, Mr. Murva. I'll most certainly take you up on that offer of a cigar.

And don't forget, women in their early 40s are all revved up. They want it and they want it bad. Unfortunately men in their 40s can't seem to do what they require without some sort of medical assistance. At least that's what all the television ads tell me.

As for the college sophomores... well, what can I say. When I was a freshman at SJC I went after the juniors. At least then they were within a five year age difference of me -- give or take. HAHAHA!

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LittleBluePill <Thomas@figure.greatadvantage.net> murva April 26 2005, 20:22:00 UTC
Re: MakeYourPartnerHappy Colin King

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freelove <u_u_15suck@yahoo.co.jp> dancemonkey April 26 2005, 20:29:02 UTC
【都合のいいタダマンコの条件】
◆自分からは連絡しない
◇男がやりたいとき男から連絡して日時を決めて会う
◆数ヶ月〜半年以上放置されても文句言わない
◇会わないとき何してるかなんて聞かない興味持たない
◆3Pや乱交や野外プレイもいやがらない

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SI ZE DO ES matt er  lizzielazarus April 26 2005, 20:43:33 UTC
i still think that Diane Feinstein sending me an email with the above subject line beats all that mumbo jumbo

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doctorellisdee April 26 2005, 21:21:12 UTC
what if you always dug the... uh, seasoned ladies?

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Well Seasoned dancemonkey April 26 2005, 22:29:41 UTC
Ain't nothing wrong with that!

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