> Deliver the invitations.

[musclebeast_nut]

[If you are on either Nepeta or Equius' "good list," you will notice an envelope decorated with adorable horse and kitty stickers lying in front of your door. The note inside it is covered in horses and kitties as well, though these appear to be hand-drawn in two different art styles. The note reads as follows:

You are cordi001y invited to the

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[meowverine]

[going around and delivering invitations]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You happen to cross paths with your moirail as you go about delivering the invitations. What auspicious timing you two have!]

D --> Ah, Nepeta
D --> Have you su%essfully delivered your portion of the invitations yet
D --> I believe I have done so with mine

[meowverine]

:33 < yes
:33 < except no, i n33d more

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Are you certain
D --> Your portion was larger than mine

[flylittlepony]

[somewhere above camp, on a small cloud, a pink tail is visible as a certain pony lies napping]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You see the aforementioned CURIOUSLY PLACED PINK TAIL above as you make your way back to the STATIONHIVE. You stop beneath the cloud and unceremoniously begin to fret. You are sure you know who it belongs to, and are now debating if it would be appropriate to give the pony an invitation. You know there are some left back in the hive...]

[flylittlepony]

[the tail is twitching slightly]

[musclebeast_nut]

[You decide to take your chances and STRONG DASH back to the hive, retrieving another invitation, and STRONG DASH right back to the area where the CLOUD-RIDDEN PONY is located. A sizeable amount of dust is raised in the process, but you pay no mind to it.]

[mechabro]

[ why do trolls WRITE in their weird accent crap, too? well, it says WEDDING so that means-- WAIT WHAT, TIME TO VISIT MY TROLLKIDS ]

[musclebeast_nut]

[At present, you are arriving just outside the STATIONHIVE from delivering one of the last invitations you had to give. You are quite easy to spot, but have not noticed your ADOPTIVE MALE BOATLUSUS approaching.]

[mechabro]

OI, EQUIUS!

[musclebeast_nut]

[You are STRONGLY STARTLED by the sudden extreme shouting. Not even Karkat has reached such levels.]

[honktraband]

[You didn't expect it, and for some reason it sounds all kinds of futile to you- but it's something to get worked up about. For that, you're thankful. You were getting pretty bored.]

HEH.
Looks like you guys are tying the knot.
TYING THE MOTHERFUCKING KNOT.
so congratulations, my brother.

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Thank you, sir
D --> We would both be honored to have you as a guest
D --> It would have been ridicu100s not to invite you

[honktraband]

HONK.
what does one do at a wedding, anyway?
WHAT DOES ONE MOTHERFUCKING DO?

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Well
D --> From what we have researched, there is a procession of people that lead to the designated area where the couple to be wed e%change their vows
D --> A high clerk of some sort guides the two through their vows
D --> And everyone else watches
D --> When it is all finished there are festivities with food and gifts

[pchaaair]

wOW, tHIS IS, pRETTY INTERESTING, }:)

[You are currently HUMAN thanks to some silly Camp thing.]

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> Yes, it
D --> Tavros
D --> Is there an e%planation for what has happened to you

[pchaaair]

uHH, wELL,
i WAS PLAYING FIDUSPAWN, bUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED,

[musclebeast_nut]

D --> So it was something with the ridicu100s forces lurking here