[ and now a reading from the Book of Chuck Norris 14:13 ]

[coolstorybrosis]

[ There is the distinct sound of an explosion somewhere in the remote vicinity. Assuming you haven't wet yourself, run away, or both, consider yourself now unwittingly participating in mass. ]

Let's begin today with a reading: Let ye who has pulled the pin of the grenade not succumb to the burning embers behind him. And let ye whom the grenade pin

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[loveshears]

[ Oh my. Look who happened to be a part of this mass. For the first time. ]

Must you have a sermon at this time of day, Sister?

[ Hate. So much hate. ]

[coolstorybrosis]

[ He's...shocked to see you here. ]

M-...Maria.

[ Do you hear that? Yep, that's the sound of his testicles trying to climb into his ass to hide. ]

[loveshears]

[ Be surprised. Be very surprised. She doesn't want to be here. ]

How are you, today?

[ She hears it. The cutest sound. ]

[coolstorybrosis]

[ Then why are you here :| this is where he works? ]

I am fine.

[ He is not. He is not at all ]

How are you?