Comments | musebox_hero: Benvenuto al ristorante.

manlierthanzoro in musebox_hero

Benvenuto al ristorante.

Apr 20, 2009 13:41

[ IT'S AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT, Luce Della Luna or Moonlight. On the inside. He's outside, just taking a drag. Oh snap, patrons! In the distance! He stubs it out with his toe and re-enters, ready in position to win them over with a charming smile and expensive exquisite alimento italiano. ]

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resolute_edge April 20 2009, 05:53:02 UTC

[Now, Zoro doesn't know much about food. What he does know is that bigger is better, pretentious shit usually doesn't fill anybody up, and he likes his food prepared the same way he takes on jobs: quick and dirty.

This place doesn't look quick or dirty or big and damn, from the sight of the smarmy looking waiter in the doorway, it was pretentious. He grunts, placing a hand upon the three swords he had subtly at his side. If by subtle, one meant tucked underneath his jacket. And that was about as subtle as Zoro got.

He opens the door, grunts at the waiter. It could mean "Give me a table for one," or "I love you," or "I'll stick this sword up your ass if you don't serve me this instant." It probably meant the first one.

This place is a popular one amongst his... employers, let's call them, so it's a good place to find work.

He licks his lips, eying the liquor cabinet.

And a good place to find booze.]

manlierthanzoro April 20 2009, 06:25:41 UTC

[ What the fuck. Swords. What the sword. What the THREE HUGE ASS SWORDS. What the fucking RUDE THREE HUGE SWORDS PORCUPINE. Are those real? Those can't be real. What the fuck.

Sanji is annoyed. But he is still on duty. ]

Signor, I strongly suggest that you leave your... weapons at the cloakroom or I will be forced to ask you to leave.

resolute_edge April 20 2009, 06:40:37 UTC

[Zoro stares at the man in complete incomprehension. Every man in here came in equipped. Some were just... more equipped than others. And damn, if this man doesn't know where exactly he's working, then he has something coming to him.]

Weapons? [he says, blankly, mind searching for a proper rebuttal, because shit, he needs a drink. And a job. Mostly a drink.

Ah, screw subtlety. Every man in this bar knew Roronoa Zoro anyways.] Not unless you get this lot to get rid of their guns as well.

manlierthanzoro April 20 2009, 06:43:14 UTC

[ What was this guy, some idiot from out of town? ]

Guns don't knock glasses over because they're small and hidden.

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