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[marimohaired]

[What's this? It's a Zoro. Do you know where he is? He probably doesn't.

But that doesn't matter, since he's napping. And snoring. Loudly.]

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[callmemr_prince]

[A wild Sanji appears! Or rather, climbs up--because Zoro is somehow ON TOP OF A CLIFF. How did he get here? The world will never know.

Sanji takes a moment to light a cigarette--ne wants one after that climb, which he wouldn't have had to do if it wasn't for this asshole.]

Wake up, you bastard.

[marimohaired]

[Hi, Sanji. See this? This is Zoro IGNORING YOU because the man can sleep through falling out of the sky.

He is muttering in his sleep. God knows about what, except his face looks mildly contorted. He's probably fighting Diamon-Man in his dreams, or something. Yep, snuggling with his swords. ZZZZ.]

[callmemr_prince]

Oh you shitty bastard.

[Sanji is annoyed. You not only upset Nami (because they couldn't leave with the tide) but you have forced Sanji to put off cooking dinner to go find you. Never mind that Nami was the one that asked him to do that, this is obviously YOUR FAULT.]

I said [Sanji aims a kick at your head] wake up!

[marimohaired]

[THIS IS BULLSHIT. A foot has collided directly into his head, and it is now pressing into his cheek, and he was having a perfectly good nap, dammit!]

Feh.

[Only Zoro can insert that much venom into a biting sigh. He leaps to his feet, still-sheathed swords in his hands, and glares.]

What the hell was that for, shitty cook?! [Yep, those are his swords colliding with your foot.]

I was having a nap.

[CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE! He's still glowering at Sanji, but is just now looking the teensiest bit puzzled at the fact that he's on a cliff. Huh.]