[He stops dead in his tracks, appalled. It--It can talk! Oh, God, he's doomed! Doomed! The thing has big eyes and he makes very bad puns, and Usopp has learned that bad puns are usually made humorlessly and are followed by the phrase, "So, you wanna knuckle sandwich?", followed by some murderous chuckling at the not-very-funny joke.
But he cannot run! He is a Man! And Men do not run!]
Er.
[Right. Eloquently said. Now, Usopp! Lie! Lie as if your life depended on it! Which it does!]
Yes.
[He wallows for a moment in his own intelligence. Nicely done.]
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It's terrifying, and he cannot conceal his fear. His knees wobble, his voice shakes, and he shoots at the... the thing, a counter-attack!]
Shoo bee doo bop!
[Yeah. If that's how he wants to play, that's how Usopp will play.]
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That was bear-y good! You've seen that commercial too?
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But he cannot run! He is a Man! And Men do not run!]
Er.
[Right. Eloquently said. Now, Usopp! Lie! Lie as if your life depended on it! Which it does!]
Yes.
[He wallows for a moment in his own intelligence. Nicely done.]
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La la la la la la.*
What's your name? Are you a human? You look even weirder than Yosuke!
*He then dances in place, swaying the music inside of his empty head.*
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