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[hadmeatsextape]

Trying to discuss the Big Bang Theory with Puck. There's nothing I am going to be able to say to convince him the world didn't start from a giant orgy.

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[jewhawk]

Dude, seriously. I'm telling you... I mean, I know the Torah says that God did it in 7 days, but who knew what a day was back then, anyway, right? So it had to be like some sort of epic cosmic orgy... It's the only explanation...

Besides, I thought the Big Bang Theory was a TV show.

[hadmeatsextape]

How are we even friends? Next you will be telling me Chewie was conceived from Princess Leia and a bigfoot.

[jewhawk]

Gross! Dude, Princess Leia wouldn't have fucked a bigfoot... Han Solo was the only man for her... Well, except when it was gross as shit and she was mackin' on her brother, but besides that, she was totally into Han.

Dude, come on... Seriously? The Big Bang Theory? I mean... Yeah, it was a big bang, but not the explosion kind.

[hadmeatsextape]

You are such a fangirl. Do you sit at home and write LeiLo fanfiction at night?

Yes, it was. I explained the whole thing to you with diagrams and you were just all "Sex boobs fart" in response. I can't even with your theory on how condoms were invented, either.

[morbidbubbles]

Might as well just let him live with the delusion. It probably makes him happy.

[hadmeatsextape]

I seriously doubt delusion is what makes Puck happy.

[morbidbubbles]

If they're about sex, they do.

[hadmeatsextape]

He's more preferable to real sex. If it's in his head, only a matter of time before he makes it a reality.

[justbeingaqueen]

I cannot believe I let him be friends with my man.

[hadmeatsextape]

It's official, Kurt. You're destined to be dating a manwhore.

[justbeingaqueen]

That awkward moment where I have a renewed appreciation for the fact Blaine doesn't know what to do with boobs.

[hadmeatsextape]

He has all of Dalton to tackle if the the mood takes him, though. Or is that still a touchy subject?

[justwants2dance]

Hang on a second...

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[hadmeatsextape]

Thank you, Mike. Finally, someone who shares my pain!

[justwants2dance]

Oh, I'm sharing it. I'm laughing my ass off... which probably will eventually painful when it drops off. LOLOLOL.

[hadmeatsextape]

Even if that is anatomically impossible, the imagery is fo' sho' worthy of LOLZ.

[gotstarpower]

Why ain't I surprised even just a lil?

[ooc: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee, an active Artie!]

[hadmeatsextape]

That's before even hearing his plight for Professional Sex to be a college subject... with Blaine nodding in agreement. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he has gotten laid by telling girls his dick will get bigger if they suck it.

[ooc: Hello! Weeeeeeeeeee, an active 'Cedes! :)]

[gotstarpower]

That pair are gonna forever be bad influences on each other. I heard allllll about Hot For Teacher. Boy, if a guy tried pulling that on me, I'd bite it off.

[hadmeatsextape]

They broke out all the stops with that one. It was awesome. Blaine's a great addition to ND, it was brilliant doing Control with him. Holy shit. Between you and Kurt, I'm glad I'm single right now.