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[bigbrothersrock]

Stole Squirt's Oreos while he was busy singing the Lumberjack Song and sexting Kurt #noregrets

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[justbeingaqueen]

I don't know if I'm more scorned over the Lumberjack Song sexting or the fact my prized boyfriend let the Oreos out of his sight long enough to be filched. Both are about as fail as the other.

PS. You big meanie.

[bigbrothersrock]

He's wondering why you aren't replying straight away now. You're going to make him cry. We might even get a lip wobble.

[justbeingaqueen]

I have no interest in being stood up for Monty Python. Give him his Oreos back. He needs the growth hormones in them.

[bigbrothersrock]

Strategically placed short joke FTW. Text him back or he might make me listen to Hanson.