Wonder how much more I can skim off the government before they notice. Recession be damned, I need wine.

Don't know how anyone can think Batman is cooler than Superman.

The romance around this place is nauseating.

Footballer's out. Rock star's out. Angelina Jolie's personal assistant is out. Kurt said I can't be a bra salesman or a Calvin Klein model.

I dunno. I think I might be screwed.

Ain't so sure the grass is always greener...

www.penisland.net

LOL.

I just want to see an episode of Toddlers & Tiaras dedicated SOLELY to the stupid actions and faces pulled by the pageant moms in the audience. I think it would be a real ratings booster. Or just cut out the middle man, screw the kids, get the moms up on the stage to do the routines. Clearly they know the moves way better and look even more ( Read more... )

Tony and Officer Krupke. I ship it.

One step forward, 500 steps back.

* References the latest Glee episode.

I'm in love with the most beautiful person in the whole world!

[Glee 3x05 spoilers possible]