Apr 28, 2010 18:20
Jess almost asphyxiated herself as she swallowed the three Oreos she had shoved in her mouth at once too quickly when the Google results for Phillipe Chevalier, apparent heir of some multi-million pound rich French bloke, popped up on the screen in front of her, and all she could do was gape stupidly and feel like a gigantic tosser.