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[worst_shot]

[It's a lovely day in the museforest. The sun is shining, the birds are singing heavy metal, and a blue-armored soldier is pacing grouchily beneath the trees.]

[Wait, the birds are singing what?]

['Nothing's what it seems to be
I'm a replica, I'm a replica!
Empty shell inside of me
I'm not myself, I'm a replica of me!']

[The soldier glares up at them,

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[daathlypale]

[Here, have a shota. He seems to have no problems with the heavy metal that was going on before, or maybe he's oblivious to it. Who knows.

Judging from the bouquet in his hand, he wandered in here while picking flowers.]

Oh, I'm sorry. I hope I'm not bothering you.

[My, that is an impressive suit of armor.]

[worst_shot]

[What is this.

He's not even sure if it's a girl or a boy.]

...Uh, yeah. I think you wound up in the wrong place.

[Because cute little kids who pick flowers don't really get to exist in the same place as Leonard Church.]

[daathlypale]

[No one ever is.]

I don't think I'm lost. The door to get back was just behind me...

[He looks around.]

... I thought. [A small laugh.] Oops.

[worst_shot]

It's gotta be back the way you came, right? You'll find it if you go look that way.

[He's obviously just trying to get the kid to leave him alone. And not expecting it to work, either.]

Now with the correct icon! orz

[pulselancer]

[Here, have a smirky bitch.]

I'm gonna guess that was on purpose, eh? Just trying to scare 'em?

[Yes, she is totally making fun of him. Her tone gives it away.]

[worst_shot]

[He is so used to that. You've got nothing on the people he actually lives shares space with, lady.]

Yeah, of course I was.

[And he's just as obviously lying.]

[pulselancer]

[Well, she has some idea. She does share a headspace with past!Tex...]

Right. So what is it that's got you all riled up and angry?

[worst_shot]

[sarcastically] Oh, nothing. She just thinks I'm-

[He cuts off suddenly, despite the headbobbing continuing for a moment, then pauses in confusion.]

Okay, what the fuck? That's never happened before.

[encryptedlock]

Hey, for the record, that music rocks.