...money vs honesty...

[museoa]

so as i so often do i arrive to work today hungry; i've never been the breakfast type. today though, i decide to hit up the vending machine. the break room at work can be divided into two separate rooms, for meetings or what not, and today it was divided. i went into the empty half, the only half with the food vending machine, and what do i find?

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[evenstar23]

Good karma for you!

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[museoa]

yea HR got wind of it and gave me a shitty duffel bag full of convergys shit that i will prolly end up burning. that and they took my picture cause apparently i'm gonna be in the news letter.

i would rather not be in the convergys news letter.

goodings gave me $25 cash though, that i will use to get lunch with today cause i am so damn broke.

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[evenstar23]

I can send you a dollar in the mail. That's about all I have.
But someone sent me a dollar once, and I was really excited when it came, because it was the only mail all week that wasn't telling me I owed. I'm sorry you have to be in the newsletter. You want a dollar?

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[museoa]

nah the 25 gooding's gave me was thanks enough

[unrepeatable]

dude, they would have caught you. and you still would have ended up in the newsletter.

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[museoa]

god damn news letters

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[unrepeatable]

i know. you can't escape them.

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[museoa]

kinda like herpes?

[thechawman]

This is not the Hugh I know. The Hugh I know would have stolen the cash-money and high-tailed it to buy smokes. Then you would have bought yourself a new blouse and the rest would be spent on hashish. The end.

Hashish. Mmmmmmmm.

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[museoa]

yea and i've almost quit smoking cigarettes too.

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[thechawman]

Who the frick are you? And what have you done with my Hugh?

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[museoa]

ready for the real kicker? i go to sleep before midnight!

god i'm 80 years old.