1. "Never let the facts get in the way of the truth."
| Lie To Me

2. "Your client's not insane, he's in love. Maybe it's hard to tell the two apart, but the law can."
| Law & Order: Criminal Intent3. "What a pain in the ass you are. And it's true: you're not young, you're not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I'm still with you because ( Read more... )

Apologies for the lateness this month! Prompts got lost in mod transit!

1. "Three things, first you don't have a choice, second I've never taken a bribe in my life, and third... I'm still a little drunk from earlier so if I skip over the witty banter and move straight on to coming on to you I hope you don't take offense."
| Basic2. "So, I also ( Read more... )

1. "This is horrible Alex, this is very bad! Unless you're happy about this in which case I couldn't be more pleased for you... Should we do pros and cons?"
| Music & Lyrics

2. "Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you."
| Made of Honour3. "The reason you haven't felt it is because it doesn ( Read more... )

1. "What happened to the good old days where people would just grow pot in their garages?"
| Showtime

2. "I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?"
| Pretty Woman3. "We know a little ( Read more... )

1. "Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back."
| The Goonies2. "I was jealous. I was so jealous of you I couldn't see straight! You did everything you said you were going to do, everything! And your talent, this incredible talent! I ( Read more... )

1. "What, did you take Stupid Pills this morning?"
| Toy Story

2. "You're too hot, man. You gotta step off a bit."
| Shaft

3. "Once you lose the person you used to be, you have two choices. Find that person, or lose that person completely."
| One Tree Hill

4. "Love is not only blind but stupid."
| Married With Children5. "Not being able to speak ( Read more... )

1. "I can't find Pussy anywhere."
| The Sopranos

2. “To hate someone, you have to really know them. So when I’m looking for someone’s enemies, the first people I check into are their friends.”
| The Dresden Files

3. “If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.”
| Pirates of the Caribbean4. “The good ones screw you, the bad ones ( Read more... )

1. "That's the last time you'll slap your Willy around!"
| The Simpsons

2. "It's not a phobia, it's a healthy fear of our natural predators. It's us versus them and frankly I'm starting to wonder whose side you're on!"
| Frasier

3. "Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad."
| Bend It Like Beckham4. "Baby, if I was premenstrual, you'd ( Read more... )

1. "My equipment. That reminds me, Marty. You better not hook up to the amplifier. There's a slight possibility of overload."
| Back to the Future2. "You know the great thing though? Is that change can be so constant that you don't even feel the difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't know your life is better, or worse, ( Read more... )

1. "Bad laws were made to be broken."
| Doctor Who

2. "Will, my love for you is like this scar, (points at elbow) ugly, but permanent."
| Will & Grace

3. "Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over you always need to get up and do it all again."
| ( Read more... )