More Treasures from the World of the Weird

[museumgirl]

Right now, all together I have sitting in the same chair, a Magic Cone, an ass Palm Pal and two viruses. All of these were presents from others. No, I'm not kidding. I have very sick friends. But my sense of what categories of objects should hang out together shoud make me an avant garde artist.

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Comments

[tdj]

I am totally hoping that gifts one and two were purchased for unrelated purposes.

[museumgirl]

Oddly enough, no they weren't purchased for unrelated purposes. But they weren't both initially intended for me -- I just got lucky!

[tdj]

Literally.

[fawnapril]

Strange friends indeed! The ass Palm Pal especially, since the description mentions using it with a penis 3 or 4 times. Last I heard, you had not yet acquired one of those for your very own....

[museumgirl]

Actually, to be fair, I acquired the Palm Pal in a white elephant gift exchange, so it wasn't a gift intentionally designed for me. However, in a less-than-totally-sober moment, I do remember fighting some guy off who wanted to steal my ass Palm Pal in exchange for his framed photo of the Olsen twins wearing next to nothing.

[fawnapril]

While it is somewhat comforting to me know that it was not purchased for you in particular, the story overall does make this entry less disturbing. I really hope I don't remember my dreams tonight....

[museumgirl]

Oops, um, sorry... as for me, I'm cuddling up in bed with a couple of viruses hoping for sweet, sweet dreams!

[madbard]

I think the viruses are cool gifts.

[museumgirl]

I agree entirely! And we are not alone in this assessment! I know of at least one physicist who thinks they are perfectly adorable -- which they, in fact, are. But in conjunction with the other two, well, personally I think hilarity ensues.