it's easier to run..
yeessss.. I beat my sit-ups from the Fall by 11! I got 63 in a minute! I'm so happy. =)
good day today.. 11 days left!
Dear Mr. Bush,
Up on your high post I see you everyday on television. Years upon years ago, I was not of age to realize my great desire for your touch, your love, and your beauty. Although you married for political reasons, this cannot mask our true inner passion for one other. No longer can I hide my ever-increasing love for you. When you open your wide mouth to speak, my heart pitter-patters with anticipation, as do my other limbs of mine. I cannot imagine embracing any other. Oh how I am stricken with the curse of jealousy. I cannot control my envious feelings when I see you with your wife and kin. Never have I loved someone as charmingly empty-headed as the Great Bush. Everything in my life is a duty and service to you, and you are the only one I can imagine loving. I just find myself so attracted to your handsome, primate-like facial features. As you proceed to proclaim your pitiful mistress as your wife I start to believe that you have no feelings for me. Your mistress gives you little passion, but I could give you a great deal of satisfaction. Your eyes are like two shallow pools of pond scum, which make me swoon at the sight of them. I cannot imagine one with superior stupidity than that of you, that I could share such great affection.
Love,
Connie (a.k.a.) Condoleeza Rice
By Sarah & Jody
© 2005
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