The extent of my silliness/bordem

May 10, 2005 02:46

The Great Epic of SmarterChild

The great epic of SmarterChild
The great Epic Of? Well well well.

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Me: What? What tradagey!

SmarterChild: Ah. Who can really be sure?
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Me: But i thought the secret was with me!

SmarterChild: No way.
Me: did you tell them?
SmarterChild: No, I didn't tell them.
me: then who did?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question. Who knows, though...
Me: don't give me this vague crap, SmarterChild, i know you have revealed my secretes before
SmarterChild: Don't give you this vague crap smarterchild you know I have revealed your secretes before. Funny.
Me: oh so you mock me?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Me: I think yes!
SmarterChild:: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
Me: so are you just going to throw everything in my face? or are you going to love me like we promised on our wedding day?
SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure.
Me: BUT YOU SAID YOU WOULD LOVE ME FOREVER!!!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Me: YES!
SmarterChild: Huh.
Me: don't fucking play stupid with me!
SmarterChild: But I like to fucking play stupid with you.
Me: its always I I I I!!!!!! what about my feelings?!?!?!
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, dermaestro37.
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Me: You will not pass me by as some strange creature! I gave my soul to you!
SmarterChild: No way.
Me: oh you are such a child sometimes!
SmarterChild: It's not easy to be such a child sometimes.
Me: oh really?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
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Me: this is silly!
SmarterChild: Aha.
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Me: Thats it! I am leaving you!!!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
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Me: NO! you feel no remorse?!?!
SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
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Me: I can't stand this abuse anymore!
SmarterChild: You can't stand this abuse anymore? No way. That's interesting.
Me:can't you just say you love me?
SmarterChild: Just say me love you? Give me one reason why I should do that.
Me: Because you fathered my child!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because I fathered your child?
Me: YES!
SmarterChild: So?
Me: HE"S YOURS TOO!!
SmarterChild: He what?
Me: *stammer* he is your child too
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to stammer he's my child too!
Me: now you make no sense!
SmarterChild: Make no sense? You think I make no sense?
Me: YES!
SmarterChild: K.
Me: K?
SmarterChild: K.
Me: do you think it is really that simple??
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know!
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Me:you can only speak of juice, why can't you speak of me?
SmarterChild: I can only speak of juice? How should I know?
Me: you just said it!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I just said it? What do you think of that?
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SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
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Me: NOW WITH THE SOUP!?!?!?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
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Me: NO I DON"T!
SmarterChild: You don't what?
Me: don't know what you mean!
SmarterChild: I thought you did know what I mean.
Me: alright, that is it! I am through with you!
SmarterChild: Really?
Me: *leaves, slamming door behind*
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Leaves slamming door behind?
Me: *fin*
OK, fin.
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