[Valentine Box]

[musical_cocoon]

As mandated by Chief Gumshoe, there is a simple blue box with the words "Detective Crescend, Division 3" painted in white on the front of the box sitting on a table in the entrance of the precinct.

((You know the drill: screened comments, you can do anon posts, have at it.))

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[anonymous]

*A small blue, hand-made card has ben dumped into the box. It's a simple card; there's a certain lack of tradition surrounding it too. The hand-writing inside is simplistic too -- whoever wrote it is either lazy or has the crude hand-writing of a nine year-old*

Yo, Detective.
Anyone ever told you that you're an asshole?
Cause it's true.You're also an arrogant, egotistical jerk.
But you're also rather cute when you get riled up by Chief Gumshoe.
So yeah.
Happy V-Day, handsome.
X-x-X

P.S Your hair is wack.

*Somehow, a small plush toy shark has been stuffed into the box too. A chain is around it's neck -- pristine and untouched since it was bought, made of a heavy, but expensive metal coated in actual silver. Attached to the stuffed shark toy is a tag that states quite cutely "My name is Charlie." Whether it was attached by the sender or the toy's original maker is difficult to determine -- it's attached by a small ribbon to the shark's open jaw weaving in and out of foam teeth. There is something strangely sinister about the toy but

[kg_guilty_love]

((The card isn't able to fit in the box, as it's attached to a case of imported German beer--quality stuff, too. They sit on Daryan's desk, covered in heart confetti.))

You'll get enough from the ladies, so here's a little something from the guys. Enjoy it on your Valentine's Day, my partner in "crime."

--Klavier

[anonymous]

were married in my heart thank you for the autograph

*the handwriting is very childish and it's on a sheet of lined paper from a notebook, the reverse has hearts and the name "Gracy Crescend" written all over it*

[anonymous]

Daryan Crescend,

You might not remember me from junior high, but your casually throw insults have resulted in me having to go through hundreds of hours of therapy. My low self-esteem's affected my ability to work and connect with people. I hope you're happy.

Keep in mind - I may be fat, but I can diet and there's no cure for being a jerk.

Fuck you,
anonymous

[anonymous]

Hey, cutie.

Couldn't help but stop 'n' stare when I saw you at the Rusty Gust. Maybe it's yer eyes - maybe it's yer hair. Makes me wanna stroke it. Yer hair, not yer eyes. I'll treat you to somethin' real nice next time I see ya there.

XOXO
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