Entry #04B

[musical_cocoon]

What? You were expecting some kind of April Fool's joke? Sorry man, but unlike some people, I have enough work to do that keeps me from wasting time with bad jokes. Plus, nature had that covered awhile back with that freaky ass snowstorm

Comments

[duck_gimshoe]

Real reassuring to know that at least someone's workin' hard instead of foolin' around and playing tricks around the office, pal.

Well, guess that means I can cross your name off the list of culprits that could've put my poor ol' pencil sharpener in a big block of ice.

[acehighmarshall]

Here's an idea for you, Chief: every detective gets balloons, cake, and a song for their birthday. Maybe even a lil' pointed hat. How's that for a morale booster?

[duck_gimshoe]

Oho oho! I like where you're goin' with this, pal! Who wouldn't appreciate a little celebration in their honor? I know I sure would!

Hey, Crescend! You probably oughta leave your big hair at home that day. 'Would be a shame if your birthday hat didn't fit, ya'know!?

[musical_cocoon]

There is no way in hell I am gonna wear any hat like that, much less listen to you about what to do about my hair, man!